Monday, January 30, 2006
Daredevil - Slots Game - Squirrel Session #3
When I was a kid, I spent a lot of money on Marvel Comic books. Now that I'm an adult, I figured I was through giving Marvel Comics my money. Welcome to the world of InterCasino and its Marvel Comics slot machine games.
The third session of my Squirrel tests lost me another thirty bucks. John Patrick, you need alternate squirrel rules, to deal with losing your ass from the start. Money management my ass.
So I played the Daredevil slot machine this time around.
I loved the Frank Miller Daredevil run in the eighties. Heck, I even thought the Ben Affleck Daredevil movie was underrated.
But let me tell you about the Daredevil slots machine game. It'll rob you blind. That Matt Murdoch is a real bastard that way.
I got into another long session of Squirrel. The one-armed bandit took 46 pulls. Only 13 of them were winners, though most of these were for less than a dollar.
Once again, I never got ahead. Therefore, the Squirrel method of slots money management wasn't a factor.
But John Patrick warned us about this eventuality. "The Squirrel addition can only be applied if there is a profit to squirrel away."
John advises you run like a chicken if you aren't winning on a machine.
Thanks, you bastard.
At this point, I wish Marvel Comics had a Longshot slot machine. That best describes my chances of winning anything using the Squirrel system.
Crap, I'm down $90 for the day.
Starting Money: $334.15 Ending Money: $302.80
LOSING SESSION
The third session of my Squirrel tests lost me another thirty bucks. John Patrick, you need alternate squirrel rules, to deal with losing your ass from the start. Money management my ass.
So I played the Daredevil slot machine this time around.
I loved the Frank Miller Daredevil run in the eighties. Heck, I even thought the Ben Affleck Daredevil movie was underrated.
But let me tell you about the Daredevil slots machine game. It'll rob you blind. That Matt Murdoch is a real bastard that way.
I got into another long session of Squirrel. The one-armed bandit took 46 pulls. Only 13 of them were winners, though most of these were for less than a dollar.
Once again, I never got ahead. Therefore, the Squirrel method of slots money management wasn't a factor.
But John Patrick warned us about this eventuality. "The Squirrel addition can only be applied if there is a profit to squirrel away."
John advises you run like a chicken if you aren't winning on a machine.
Thanks, you bastard.
At this point, I wish Marvel Comics had a Longshot slot machine. That best describes my chances of winning anything using the Squirrel system.
Crap, I'm down $90 for the day.
Starting Money: $334.15 Ending Money: $302.80
LOSING SESSION
