Thursday, January 26, 2006
Heavy Metal - Slot Game - Chicken Session #4
Heavy Metal was the fourth slot game I played today. It's betting structure is very similar to that of Golden Eight, which is why I chose to play it. I was hoping Heavy Metal would be similar to Silver Kiss, too, and perhaps show pictures of naked groupies.
Let me report. I couldn't find any pictures of naked women.
The wheel contained images of guitars and amps and stuff like that.
Oh, and for those who want to know, let me mention that this game has nothing to do with the movie Heavy Metal. That's a good thing, because that movie really sucked.
Now that that's all out of the way, I'll tell you how much money this slot game sucked out of my account.
My betting sequence was standard, starting a $2 and moving to $4 and then to $8. The session lasted 13 bets.
On my five $2 bets, I cashed out 9 dollars, basically losing a dollar. On my four $4 bets, I cashed out nothing, so I lost $16 dollars. And on my four $8 bets, I cashed out $28, so I lost four dollars.
That would bring my total losses on Heavy Metal to $21.
But why dwell on my losses at this particular slot game? Metal is relegated to the eighties, right where it belongs. I'm living in the here and now, not like some faded out rocker who just stole 21 bucks from me.
You know, I have to admit. It was a lot more fun losing money when there were naked women involved. That aspect of Silver Kiss reminds me of a gentlemans club.
So the Chicken System experiment comes to an end. All in all, I lost $7.50 over a total of 4 sessions.
Perhaps we should give the Chicken an incomplete grade. This system had potential, but 4 sessions may not have allowed John Patrick's Chicken strategy to deliver on its promises. But at 50 dollars a sessions, four are going to have to be enough.
So let's review System #3.
John Patrick said we would have lots of small sessions with small wins. That's the impression I got of the Chicken System. You win a dollar or two, then move on to the next session. I imagine if I ran around 100 sessions, I would probably have won something like $100 or so.
Theoretically, that's quite impressive.
Starting Money: $213.50 Ending Money: $192.50
Let me report. I couldn't find any pictures of naked women.
The wheel contained images of guitars and amps and stuff like that.
Oh, and for those who want to know, let me mention that this game has nothing to do with the movie Heavy Metal. That's a good thing, because that movie really sucked.
Now that that's all out of the way, I'll tell you how much money this slot game sucked out of my account.
My betting sequence was standard, starting a $2 and moving to $4 and then to $8. The session lasted 13 bets.
On my five $2 bets, I cashed out 9 dollars, basically losing a dollar. On my four $4 bets, I cashed out nothing, so I lost $16 dollars. And on my four $8 bets, I cashed out $28, so I lost four dollars.
That would bring my total losses on Heavy Metal to $21.
But why dwell on my losses at this particular slot game? Metal is relegated to the eighties, right where it belongs. I'm living in the here and now, not like some faded out rocker who just stole 21 bucks from me.
You know, I have to admit. It was a lot more fun losing money when there were naked women involved. That aspect of Silver Kiss reminds me of a gentlemans club.
So the Chicken System experiment comes to an end. All in all, I lost $7.50 over a total of 4 sessions.
Perhaps we should give the Chicken an incomplete grade. This system had potential, but 4 sessions may not have allowed John Patrick's Chicken strategy to deliver on its promises. But at 50 dollars a sessions, four are going to have to be enough.
So let's review System #3.
John Patrick said we would have lots of small sessions with small wins. That's the impression I got of the Chicken System. You win a dollar or two, then move on to the next session. I imagine if I ran around 100 sessions, I would probably have won something like $100 or so.
Theoretically, that's quite impressive.
Starting Money: $213.50 Ending Money: $192.50
