Monday, January 30, 2006
InterCasino.com - InterCasino - The Squirrel Sessions
InterCasino is the internet casino of choice for The Squirrel Sessions. My sessions Friday had such an adult theme, I decided on a return to the innocence of my youth for this next series. Inter Casino offers slot machines featuring Marvel Comics characters.
'Nuff Said.
As you may already know, I am currently testing 25 slots systems advocated by John Patrick in his seminal slot machine manual, John Patrick's Slot Systems. Today's system under review is The Squirrel System, otherwise known as System #4.
The Squirrel System is an offshoot of The Chicken System. John Patrick is fond of animal nomenclature, which makes him something of a scientist--like myself. You may not know this, but John and I have a lot in common.
We're both scientific, but we're both hard drinking men of the world. We like tight yet aggressive poker play. Incidentally, that's how we like our women, too. You should know that about us.
Now that you know Joh Patrick is hard-boiled, let me tell you about his Squirrel system.
The Squirrel System features many aspects of the Chicken System, such as a naked pull limit and loss limit. The Chicken calls for you to play a machine for a few minutes, then run.
That's one thing which confused me about the Squirrel. John Patrick called for long sessions--if needed. So one of John's rules seem to break another.
Of course, the misundertanding is probably mine. John Patrick doesn't make such basic mistakes.
But what is essential to know about the Squirrel is how you handle your winnings. If you get up, you pocket your original bankroll. Also, you pocket 50% of your winnings. Then you play with the rest.
In this way, you squirrel away your winnings. If you get up, you always walk away with a win.
That's simple yet inspired. That's why they call it the Squirrel.
We'll have four sessions today, each with a 50% bankroll. The games I'll be playing are The Hulk, Blade, Daredevil and the Punisher. Those are some of the grittiest and most tortured Marvel characters. Those are John Patrick's kind of men.
So join me as I enter the House of Ideas.
'Nuff Said.
As you may already know, I am currently testing 25 slots systems advocated by John Patrick in his seminal slot machine manual, John Patrick's Slot Systems. Today's system under review is The Squirrel System, otherwise known as System #4.
The Squirrel System is an offshoot of The Chicken System. John Patrick is fond of animal nomenclature, which makes him something of a scientist--like myself. You may not know this, but John and I have a lot in common.
We're both scientific, but we're both hard drinking men of the world. We like tight yet aggressive poker play. Incidentally, that's how we like our women, too. You should know that about us.
Now that you know Joh Patrick is hard-boiled, let me tell you about his Squirrel system.
The Squirrel System features many aspects of the Chicken System, such as a naked pull limit and loss limit. The Chicken calls for you to play a machine for a few minutes, then run.
That's one thing which confused me about the Squirrel. John Patrick called for long sessions--if needed. So one of John's rules seem to break another.
Of course, the misundertanding is probably mine. John Patrick doesn't make such basic mistakes.
But what is essential to know about the Squirrel is how you handle your winnings. If you get up, you pocket your original bankroll. Also, you pocket 50% of your winnings. Then you play with the rest.
In this way, you squirrel away your winnings. If you get up, you always walk away with a win.
That's simple yet inspired. That's why they call it the Squirrel.
We'll have four sessions today, each with a 50% bankroll. The games I'll be playing are The Hulk, Blade, Daredevil and the Punisher. Those are some of the grittiest and most tortured Marvel characters. Those are John Patrick's kind of men.
So join me as I enter the House of Ideas.
