Thursday, January 26, 2006
Silver Kiss - Slot Game - Chicken Session #2
Put the children to bed. I'm going to tell you about the Silver Kiss slot game.
Silver Kiss tricks up the slot machine experience a bit. It combines market standard payouts with pictures of naked women.
To the point, if you win a pot at Silver Kiss, you also get a free picture of lady flesh.
Yes, that's right. Silver Kiss combines slots and centerfolds. Take a deep breath, now.
I wanted to draw out this session, so my bets were smaller this time around. I would start out with $0.50 bets. Then I would increase to $1.00, then move up to $2.00. This was a 1-1-1-1-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4 betting sequence.
My Silver Kiss session went 45 pulls. That may be a bit longer than what John Patrick had in mind for a Chicken session, but I like to think he wouldn't mind in this case. John Patrick is a man of good sense and taste, just like myself.
The $0.50 bets began with a couple of wins. I won $0.75 (brunette) and another $0.75 (blonde). I followed this up with a loss and a push.
The dollar bets brought me a push and two losses. The fourth bet in this sequence brought me a $1.50 win--and a corresponding picture of a dirty blonde.
So I moved up to the two dollar bets. I also decided to move from the "Babes" pictures to the "Hot Action" option. I was hoping things would get interesting.
I won 3 out of 4 on the 2 dollar bets, though this only grossed me $9. That is, I spent eight to win 9, which frankly isn't so great. On the other front, I won a brunette on a bed with a mirror, as well as another brunette in a rapturous pose with one of those pretty boy types.
Yet it was time to move back to the fifty cent bets. I started a cold streak, where I lost 9 of the last 12 spins. I got a push on a couple of other bets. I won only one picture to show for my efforts, this one another in the sequence of the brunette and her man.
By this time, I was in my third repeated sequence. A death spiral began, though I seemingly won 12 of the next 21 spins. Most of these "wins" were hardly enough to cover the bet, so I started losing money as I neared my $50 bet limit.
Of note, I won one $10 prize. The $10 picture was a blonde in black lingerie standing around her pool, with a swarthy looking pool boy kneeling in the background.
Sometime when I get the chance, I'm going to talk to a pool boy. I'd like to know if pool boys get as much action as the adult industry implies.
Anyway, when it was all said and done, I had lost $9.
But isn't that the case with naked women? You get distracted and suddenly all your money is gone.
Starting Money: $200.50 Ending Money: $191.50
LOSING SESSION
Silver Kiss tricks up the slot machine experience a bit. It combines market standard payouts with pictures of naked women.
To the point, if you win a pot at Silver Kiss, you also get a free picture of lady flesh.
Yes, that's right. Silver Kiss combines slots and centerfolds. Take a deep breath, now.
I wanted to draw out this session, so my bets were smaller this time around. I would start out with $0.50 bets. Then I would increase to $1.00, then move up to $2.00. This was a 1-1-1-1-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4 betting sequence.
My Silver Kiss session went 45 pulls. That may be a bit longer than what John Patrick had in mind for a Chicken session, but I like to think he wouldn't mind in this case. John Patrick is a man of good sense and taste, just like myself.
The $0.50 bets began with a couple of wins. I won $0.75 (brunette) and another $0.75 (blonde). I followed this up with a loss and a push.
The dollar bets brought me a push and two losses. The fourth bet in this sequence brought me a $1.50 win--and a corresponding picture of a dirty blonde.
So I moved up to the two dollar bets. I also decided to move from the "Babes" pictures to the "Hot Action" option. I was hoping things would get interesting.
I won 3 out of 4 on the 2 dollar bets, though this only grossed me $9. That is, I spent eight to win 9, which frankly isn't so great. On the other front, I won a brunette on a bed with a mirror, as well as another brunette in a rapturous pose with one of those pretty boy types.
Yet it was time to move back to the fifty cent bets. I started a cold streak, where I lost 9 of the last 12 spins. I got a push on a couple of other bets. I won only one picture to show for my efforts, this one another in the sequence of the brunette and her man.
By this time, I was in my third repeated sequence. A death spiral began, though I seemingly won 12 of the next 21 spins. Most of these "wins" were hardly enough to cover the bet, so I started losing money as I neared my $50 bet limit.
Of note, I won one $10 prize. The $10 picture was a blonde in black lingerie standing around her pool, with a swarthy looking pool boy kneeling in the background.
Sometime when I get the chance, I'm going to talk to a pool boy. I'd like to know if pool boys get as much action as the adult industry implies.
Anyway, when it was all said and done, I had lost $9.
But isn't that the case with naked women? You get distracted and suddenly all your money is gone.
Starting Money: $200.50 Ending Money: $191.50
LOSING SESSION
