Thursday, January 26, 2006
Slotland.com - Slotland Casino - The Chicken Sessions
I chose Slotland.com for my Chicken sessions. I've won some big pots at Slotland over the years. Their casino has some nice, edgy slot games which appeal to the bawdy part of my nature. And if there's one thing you should know about ole Chuck--he has his sensual side. I bet you didn't know that about me.
Today, we'll be experimenting with John Patrick slot system #3. System #3 is better known as The Chicken System.
Why does John call it the chicken, you might ask?
Well, it's because you make your money on the slot machine, then you run like a chicken. You get in and get out quick--which is what chickens are best known for doing.
Before we begin, let me mention that Chapter #9 of John Patrick's Slots may be one of my favorites. It contains words to live by. Just listen to a selection.
"Don't listen to cons like Kon U. Daly who'll sell you a different set of bull every day or C.D. Watters, who's usually all wet when it comes to analysis."
That's priceless stuff.
I've deposited $200 at Slotland.com. I'll be upping the ante a little bit for Chicken. I'm going for 4 sessions of $50 each. After yesterday's big win, I'm feeling lucky. If I win today, I may well take my winnings to the horse track.
The four slot games I'll be playing are Golden Eight, Silver Kiss, Magic and Heavy Metal. Golden Eight and Heavy Metal are very similar as far as the bets you can place, except Heavy Metal raises a little more hell.
But Silver Kiss is the star of this show. So keep reading for a journey into the erotic world of slot machines.
Today, we'll be experimenting with John Patrick slot system #3. System #3 is better known as The Chicken System.
Why does John call it the chicken, you might ask?
Well, it's because you make your money on the slot machine, then you run like a chicken. You get in and get out quick--which is what chickens are best known for doing.
Before we begin, let me mention that Chapter #9 of John Patrick's Slots may be one of my favorites. It contains words to live by. Just listen to a selection.
"Don't listen to cons like Kon U. Daly who'll sell you a different set of bull every day or C.D. Watters, who's usually all wet when it comes to analysis."
That's priceless stuff.
I've deposited $200 at Slotland.com. I'll be upping the ante a little bit for Chicken. I'm going for 4 sessions of $50 each. After yesterday's big win, I'm feeling lucky. If I win today, I may well take my winnings to the horse track.
The four slot games I'll be playing are Golden Eight, Silver Kiss, Magic and Heavy Metal. Golden Eight and Heavy Metal are very similar as far as the bets you can place, except Heavy Metal raises a little more hell.
But Silver Kiss is the star of this show. So keep reading for a journey into the erotic world of slot machines.
