Monday, February 27, 2006
Dick Danger - Pattern System Session #1
Entering InterCasino, the first game which struck my fancy was Dick Danger.
Dick Danger is just a damned odd slots game. Apparently, Dick Danger is a private investigator. But Dick is no normal P.I. Dick is nothing but a giant eyeball wearing a fedora and a trench coat.
Yeah, he's a giant eyeball. What an idea. It's like Nikolai Gogol decided to write a Phillip Marlowe novel or something.
But for the record, I wouldn't call Dick Danger two-fisted. I mean, there's nothing to him but what I just described.
And I have to ask, is this guy supposed to be some thinly-veiled sexual innuendo? The one-eyed monster named "Dick"? I'll let my readers decide, but I'm keeping my distance from this fellow.
The other imagery was different, too. Apparently, Dick Danger's enemy is a fish in a zute suit smoking a cigar. There's also a coffee mug that looks like a shrunken voodoo skull.
I'm telling you. Whoever created Dick Danger was on some serious ganja, is my guess.
The slot machine game had a cool femme fatale, though. She was a raven-haired beauty with a widows peak, heavy eye-liner and a cigarette holder. She looked like the sophisticated and slutty type.
Sophisticated and slutty works for me. All those detective movies have to have a woman like that in them.
As for the session, I began with the normal naked pull and loss limits in place. My first pattern would be 1-1-1-2-2-2-3-3-3 over and over. With dime slots and 9 lines, the bets ended up being first $0.90, then $2.25 and finally $5.00.
I started out with a $10.20 win on the first pull. From there, I lost huge.
I finished with 15 pulls, collecting four wins. But the other three wins only equaled $1.10, so the last fourteen clicks on the button pretty much lost money for me every time.
Guess what? I started off with another losing session.
I should have known I couldn't depend on Dick Danger.
Starting Money: $464.77 Ending Money: $441.72
LOSING SESSION
Dick Danger is just a damned odd slots game. Apparently, Dick Danger is a private investigator. But Dick is no normal P.I. Dick is nothing but a giant eyeball wearing a fedora and a trench coat.
Yeah, he's a giant eyeball. What an idea. It's like Nikolai Gogol decided to write a Phillip Marlowe novel or something.
But for the record, I wouldn't call Dick Danger two-fisted. I mean, there's nothing to him but what I just described.
And I have to ask, is this guy supposed to be some thinly-veiled sexual innuendo? The one-eyed monster named "Dick"? I'll let my readers decide, but I'm keeping my distance from this fellow.
The other imagery was different, too. Apparently, Dick Danger's enemy is a fish in a zute suit smoking a cigar. There's also a coffee mug that looks like a shrunken voodoo skull.
I'm telling you. Whoever created Dick Danger was on some serious ganja, is my guess.
The slot machine game had a cool femme fatale, though. She was a raven-haired beauty with a widows peak, heavy eye-liner and a cigarette holder. She looked like the sophisticated and slutty type.
Sophisticated and slutty works for me. All those detective movies have to have a woman like that in them.
As for the session, I began with the normal naked pull and loss limits in place. My first pattern would be 1-1-1-2-2-2-3-3-3 over and over. With dime slots and 9 lines, the bets ended up being first $0.90, then $2.25 and finally $5.00.
I started out with a $10.20 win on the first pull. From there, I lost huge.
I finished with 15 pulls, collecting four wins. But the other three wins only equaled $1.10, so the last fourteen clicks on the button pretty much lost money for me every time.
Guess what? I started off with another losing session.
I should have known I couldn't depend on Dick Danger.
Starting Money: $464.77 Ending Money: $441.72
LOSING SESSION
