Monday, February 27, 2006
Sirens - Rapid Fire Slots - Pattern Session #3
I tried the Sirens video slot machine game for my third session. Allow me to complain.
The intro picture for Sirens was a picture of three hot women--a blonde and two brunettes. One of the brunettes looked like Kate Beckinsale. I thought to myself, "If that's the intro, what's inside should be mighty interesting."
Hey, I was a half dozen pulls in before I saw any of the sirens. Mostly, I saw some dude with a Roman looking haircut and a goatee more than I saw the sirens. Most of the rest of the images were poker ranks, both numbers and face cards.
Man, that's a lame slot machine cartoon. If I owned a company that made slots themes, I would make a rule where none of my slots cartoon would have "numbers". I mean, let's just take the easy way out. We might as well have the Sesame Street slots game, where all you have are letters--and maybe one Big Bird or something.
Anyway, maybe I'm just bitter because I had another losing session.
The Sirens session had 13 pulls with 3 wins. The wins included $3, $4.50 and $2.50 wins. But I was losing $.50, $1.25 and $5.00 at a pop. So I ended up losing nearly thirty bucks on this session.
I'm ready to go back to "grinding out a lot of small wins". Oh, that's right. That never happened, either.
I have a problem here, John Patrick.
Starting Money: $423.42 Ending Money: $389.77
LOSING SESSION
The intro picture for Sirens was a picture of three hot women--a blonde and two brunettes. One of the brunettes looked like Kate Beckinsale. I thought to myself, "If that's the intro, what's inside should be mighty interesting."
Hey, I was a half dozen pulls in before I saw any of the sirens. Mostly, I saw some dude with a Roman looking haircut and a goatee more than I saw the sirens. Most of the rest of the images were poker ranks, both numbers and face cards.
Man, that's a lame slot machine cartoon. If I owned a company that made slots themes, I would make a rule where none of my slots cartoon would have "numbers". I mean, let's just take the easy way out. We might as well have the Sesame Street slots game, where all you have are letters--and maybe one Big Bird or something.
Anyway, maybe I'm just bitter because I had another losing session.
The Sirens session had 13 pulls with 3 wins. The wins included $3, $4.50 and $2.50 wins. But I was losing $.50, $1.25 and $5.00 at a pop. So I ended up losing nearly thirty bucks on this session.
I'm ready to go back to "grinding out a lot of small wins". Oh, that's right. That never happened, either.
I have a problem here, John Patrick.
Starting Money: $423.42 Ending Money: $389.77
LOSING SESSION
