Thursday, March 02, 2006
Cool Bananas - 9 Reel Slots - Pattern 5 Coin Session #3
The Cool Bananas 9 reel slots game was the setting for my third session of Pattern 5 coin. I like Cool Bananas.
This video slot machine game has a blue ape in a hula shirt as its mascot. It's my theory that apes and monkeys make any story better. I think apes and monkeys are just plain funny. You might not have known that about me.
Take Jade Idol for instance. If that game had thrown a couple of monkey pictures in there, it would have been much more entertaining. Have a gorilla holding a machinegun? That's gold. A monkey in sunglasses playing a xilophone? That's good stuff, man.
The next time you're playing your average video slot machine game, just imagine every other picture is some kind of primate. You'll be entertained; I promise.
Of course, Cool Bananas took more of my money. Yep, yep...I had another losing session.
This session lasted 16 pulls and included 6 wins. One of those wins was a $20 spin. But it really didn't matter.
The "pattern" on this one was 3-4-5-4-3 and then start over again. So most of the bets were larger.
Frankly, I set a high pattern because I got tired of playing for $0.45 spins. Maybe that wasn't the best idea. Maybe I'm deviating from John Patrick's money management techniques.
But John Patrick said we were going to be aggressive with the Pattern. And besides, that 3-4-5-4-3 closely paralleled a pattern John Patrick included in his Pattern 5 Coin chapter. So I'm following the slot systems method.
I don't think this is working. I lost another smooth $32 on this one, folks.
Starting Money: $297.87 Ending Money: $265.87
LOSING SESSION
This video slot machine game has a blue ape in a hula shirt as its mascot. It's my theory that apes and monkeys make any story better. I think apes and monkeys are just plain funny. You might not have known that about me.
Take Jade Idol for instance. If that game had thrown a couple of monkey pictures in there, it would have been much more entertaining. Have a gorilla holding a machinegun? That's gold. A monkey in sunglasses playing a xilophone? That's good stuff, man.
The next time you're playing your average video slot machine game, just imagine every other picture is some kind of primate. You'll be entertained; I promise.
Of course, Cool Bananas took more of my money. Yep, yep...I had another losing session.
This session lasted 16 pulls and included 6 wins. One of those wins was a $20 spin. But it really didn't matter.
The "pattern" on this one was 3-4-5-4-3 and then start over again. So most of the bets were larger.
Frankly, I set a high pattern because I got tired of playing for $0.45 spins. Maybe that wasn't the best idea. Maybe I'm deviating from John Patrick's money management techniques.
But John Patrick said we were going to be aggressive with the Pattern. And besides, that 3-4-5-4-3 closely paralleled a pattern John Patrick included in his Pattern 5 Coin chapter. So I'm following the slot systems method.
I don't think this is working. I lost another smooth $32 on this one, folks.
Starting Money: $297.87 Ending Money: $265.87
LOSING SESSION
