Monday, March 06, 2006
Hotdog - 9 Reel Slots - Regression Session #1
I decided to use the Hotdog 9 Reel slots game for my first session.
I've still got many of the InterCasino 9 reel slots machines to play, but I may change to another kind of online slot machine for the rest of the sessions. I enjoy the 9 reels, but found the betting increments didn't work perfectly for the Regression method.
I certainly don't want ot screw up the best money management system in the world, you know.
But I like the Hotdog game. The star of this show is a busty poodle in sunglasses. Her (hopeful) paramour is a chihuahua in heat. I mean, this poor dog's tongue is hanging out, he's so horny for the poodle.
I guess the poodle is the "hot dog". Other images include a hair pick and a dog collar. I presume the dog collar has no sexual connotations, per se.
That's my guess. I'll let the readers make their own call on that one. But enough of the slot machine; let's get to the session.
I was a little stumped after my first pull on Hotdog. I lost the first pull, which wasn't covered in John Patrick's chapter on the Regression Method. You're supposed to pocket your winnings, but I had no winnings.
Faced with this unenviable dilemma, I worked through what John Patrick would do in my position. I decided he would probably keep playing. He hasn't had to work for "lo these many years", so I assume that means he probably pulls the slot machine arm more than once in most sessions.
So I started playing the Regression much as I would a normal session, hoping for a win so I could institute the Regression.
I was three pulls in before I won a spin, giving me $5.00. That's when the strategy started to work for me. I put $2.50 in my pocket and started playing with the rest.
It went on this way for 14 pulls, with me winning $20.75 and losing a little bit more. On the 15th and 17th pulls, I collected $50 and $34 wins.
Each time, I pocketed half of my winnings and spun again. After the 18th pull, I decided to end the sessions.
Hey, it looks like this Regression Method is going to be a winner.
Starting Money: $520.02 Ending Money: $564.02
WINNING SESSION
I've still got many of the InterCasino 9 reel slots machines to play, but I may change to another kind of online slot machine for the rest of the sessions. I enjoy the 9 reels, but found the betting increments didn't work perfectly for the Regression method.
I certainly don't want ot screw up the best money management system in the world, you know.
But I like the Hotdog game. The star of this show is a busty poodle in sunglasses. Her (hopeful) paramour is a chihuahua in heat. I mean, this poor dog's tongue is hanging out, he's so horny for the poodle.
I guess the poodle is the "hot dog". Other images include a hair pick and a dog collar. I presume the dog collar has no sexual connotations, per se.
That's my guess. I'll let the readers make their own call on that one. But enough of the slot machine; let's get to the session.
I was a little stumped after my first pull on Hotdog. I lost the first pull, which wasn't covered in John Patrick's chapter on the Regression Method. You're supposed to pocket your winnings, but I had no winnings.
Faced with this unenviable dilemma, I worked through what John Patrick would do in my position. I decided he would probably keep playing. He hasn't had to work for "lo these many years", so I assume that means he probably pulls the slot machine arm more than once in most sessions.
So I started playing the Regression much as I would a normal session, hoping for a win so I could institute the Regression.
I was three pulls in before I won a spin, giving me $5.00. That's when the strategy started to work for me. I put $2.50 in my pocket and started playing with the rest.
It went on this way for 14 pulls, with me winning $20.75 and losing a little bit more. On the 15th and 17th pulls, I collected $50 and $34 wins.
Each time, I pocketed half of my winnings and spun again. After the 18th pull, I decided to end the sessions.
Hey, it looks like this Regression Method is going to be a winner.
Starting Money: $520.02 Ending Money: $564.02
WINNING SESSION
