Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Jade Idol - 9 Reel Slots - Pattern 5 Coin Session #2
We travel to the exotic Far East for our next game of slots. I tried the Jade Idol video slot machine game for session #2.
I bet Jade Idol was created by the people who created Dick Danger. The Jade Idol woman looked a lot like the slutty and sophisticated woman from Dick Danger. Of course, Jade Idol was Asian. That was the difference, you see.
I have to say I wasn't too impressed with this game. I don't want you to think I'm being anti-Asian when I say that. That Asian woman was hot--in a slutty, sophisticated kind of way.
But Jade Idol didn't have many pictures besides Jade Idol herself. It was a bunch of card rank symbols. How much time does it take to design a game like that?
On the upside, Jade Idol wasn't as freaky as Dick Danger. The picture of the eyeball private eye is a hard one to get out of your head. Video slot machines shouldn't give you nightmares, you know.
Of course, if I keep losing sessions of video slots, I'll have other reasons to lose sleep. It's getting to around ten losing sessions in a row. It's just a good thing I'm using John Patrick's money management systems, or I might not have an account at InterCasino at all.
I had a 13 pull session of Jade Idol. I changed up my betting pattern on this one. It was 1-2-1-3-1-4-1-5 and then back to the beginning. I won a couple of 50 cent pulls, a 15 cent pull and a four dollar win. There was also a ten dollar winner. That's five wins out of thirteen.
That's better than session #1. But I lost again. I lost 26 dollars, in fact. That's because those 4 and 5 increment bets got real expensive.
John Patrick said we would be more aggressive with the Pattern method of slots. He was right.
Unfortunately, my aggression isn't paying off very much. Some of my bets got up in the $10 range. As you see, winning 15 cents isn't much of a remedy for losing ten bills.
So I lost again, dammit.
Starting Money: $323.47 Ending Money: $297.87
LOSING SESSION
I bet Jade Idol was created by the people who created Dick Danger. The Jade Idol woman looked a lot like the slutty and sophisticated woman from Dick Danger. Of course, Jade Idol was Asian. That was the difference, you see.
I have to say I wasn't too impressed with this game. I don't want you to think I'm being anti-Asian when I say that. That Asian woman was hot--in a slutty, sophisticated kind of way.
But Jade Idol didn't have many pictures besides Jade Idol herself. It was a bunch of card rank symbols. How much time does it take to design a game like that?
On the upside, Jade Idol wasn't as freaky as Dick Danger. The picture of the eyeball private eye is a hard one to get out of your head. Video slot machines shouldn't give you nightmares, you know.
Of course, if I keep losing sessions of video slots, I'll have other reasons to lose sleep. It's getting to around ten losing sessions in a row. It's just a good thing I'm using John Patrick's money management systems, or I might not have an account at InterCasino at all.
I had a 13 pull session of Jade Idol. I changed up my betting pattern on this one. It was 1-2-1-3-1-4-1-5 and then back to the beginning. I won a couple of 50 cent pulls, a 15 cent pull and a four dollar win. There was also a ten dollar winner. That's five wins out of thirteen.
That's better than session #1. But I lost again. I lost 26 dollars, in fact. That's because those 4 and 5 increment bets got real expensive.
John Patrick said we would be more aggressive with the Pattern method of slots. He was right.
Unfortunately, my aggression isn't paying off very much. Some of my bets got up in the $10 range. As you see, winning 15 cents isn't much of a remedy for losing ten bills.
So I lost again, dammit.
Starting Money: $323.47 Ending Money: $297.87
LOSING SESSION
