Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Millionaires Club - Classic Slots - 3 Coin Regression Session #4
I entered the Millionaires Club for my fourth and final session of 3 Coin Regression.
The Millionaires Club classic slots game offers reels full of some of the status symbols of American wealth. Among its images are a Rolex watch and a silver Corvette. There are pictures of diamonds and gold bracelets. There is a horseshoe for luck.
To top it all off, Millionaires Club plays piano music when you win. That's classy, my friend.
Millionaires Club is in many ways a classic "classic slots" game. It is a 3 reel, 1 line, 3 coins machine.
It's classic in another way. It took more of my money than I took of its.
This turned into a 15 spin session. I won only two of those spins, the first worth $2 and the second worth $18. That $18 pull came as the next to the last spin, so you can guess the kind of dry streak I was on most of this round of spins.
In fact, I one naked pull away from my limit when I hit the $18. I guess that shows that you should play out a session exactly according to how John Patrick describes, because he knows his stuff.
Even with the late fortune, though, I lost $9 on this session.
So I've figured out what The Millionaires Club refers to. It doesn't refer to Chuck Flick, the player.
The Millionaires Club refers a whole 'nother set of guys. It refers to the guy who owns InterCasino.com, where I played these sessions. It refers to the guy who designed The Millionaires Club classic slots game in the first place.
Those guys are getting rich off me, taking my $9. The Millionaires Club is laughing at me, sitting their enjoying their spritzers and wearing their little captain suits at their regatas. Hope you're having fun at my expense, guys.
Well, call and cancel. I guess my trip to Antigua is off for the time being.
And I'm bitter about it.
Starting Money: $487.02 Ending Money: $478.02
LOSING SESSION
The Millionaires Club classic slots game offers reels full of some of the status symbols of American wealth. Among its images are a Rolex watch and a silver Corvette. There are pictures of diamonds and gold bracelets. There is a horseshoe for luck.
To top it all off, Millionaires Club plays piano music when you win. That's classy, my friend.
Millionaires Club is in many ways a classic "classic slots" game. It is a 3 reel, 1 line, 3 coins machine.
It's classic in another way. It took more of my money than I took of its.
This turned into a 15 spin session. I won only two of those spins, the first worth $2 and the second worth $18. That $18 pull came as the next to the last spin, so you can guess the kind of dry streak I was on most of this round of spins.
In fact, I one naked pull away from my limit when I hit the $18. I guess that shows that you should play out a session exactly according to how John Patrick describes, because he knows his stuff.
Even with the late fortune, though, I lost $9 on this session.
So I've figured out what The Millionaires Club refers to. It doesn't refer to Chuck Flick, the player.
The Millionaires Club refers a whole 'nother set of guys. It refers to the guy who owns InterCasino.com, where I played these sessions. It refers to the guy who designed The Millionaires Club classic slots game in the first place.
Those guys are getting rich off me, taking my $9. The Millionaires Club is laughing at me, sitting their enjoying their spritzers and wearing their little captain suits at their regatas. Hope you're having fun at my expense, guys.
Well, call and cancel. I guess my trip to Antigua is off for the time being.
And I'm bitter about it.
Starting Money: $487.02 Ending Money: $478.02
LOSING SESSION
