Slot Systems

I have a new slot machine method I'm going to try out. It's called the Zig Zag System.

You might be wondering what the Zig Zag is; I certainly was.

But the Slot Systems team has exhaustively researched this slots theory, and here's what you need to know. There are three possible origins for the term.

A. It's called the Zig Zag because it calls for a player to zig zag through the casino searching for the proper slot machines to play.

B. It's called the Zig Zag because you are looking for zig zag patterns of certain symbols on the machines' display screens.

C. It's called the Zig Zag because you have to bob-and-weave to avoid gunfire from casino employees angry you've just won so much money from them.

I'm pretty certain this third explanation is the correct one. So I'm pretty darned interested in trying this system out.

John Patrick's systems haven't won me the kind of money I had hoped. They've actually lost me several hundred dollars, though I'm not blaming John. You just can't stay angry at that crazy kid.

That being said, I not longer have confidence in Patrick's slot system. So I'm placing all my faith in the Zig Zag. It's certain to win for me.

So here's how it works.

You need to scout around the casino for the proper slot machine to play this method. You're looking for machines showing three or more similar potential winning symbols on the screen.

Obviously, these symbols aren't aligned in a winning pattern at present. But the zig zag experts tell us they soon will be. The symbols are in the process of aligning, just like stars do occasionally. The zig zag is a little like astrology.

You are looking for one of several different patterns. If (on a 3 reel machine) you see the first and third reel showing winning symbols, and the second reel showing a winning symbol just below, this is called a "V" pattern.

If these winning symbols snake across the screen from left to right or bottom to top, this is called a classic "zig zag" pattern. It's not as good as the V, but it's a whole lot more common

If you're real lucky, you might find a "diamond" pattern. The diamond is like a V pattern, except there is also a potential winning symbol topping the V in the second reel. Just imagine a giant diamond sitting on the screen before you.

That's what I'm doing. I've got big plans for the zig zag system. It's my one-way ticket to my dream existence: a luxury retirement in Antigua.