Friday, May 05, 2006

 

Bill Stone and slotmachinesmastery.com

(Please note that in no way does this site actually endorse Bill Stone, Slotmachinestery.com, or the Slot Machine Mastery website or ebook. The below post is entirely ironic, sarcastic, and tongue-in-check. Do NOT contact me for a refund - I have no way of contacting the publishers of this ebook. In fact, I do not recommend that you buy this ebook or any gambling e-book. They're almost all crap.)

I'm excited.

I just bought several e-books from Bill Stone, the founder of slotmachinesmastery.com. You may not know this, but Mr. Stone is a noted slot systems impressario.

Over the next few weeks, I'll be trying out Bill's methods. His e-wisdom is perfect for my experimental style of slots playing.

Why?

Because Slot Machine Mastery offers a 90-day money back guarantee. If I'm not completely satisfied with my results while employing Bill's techniques, I'll recieve a full refund.

And do you want to know the kicker?

I get the refund...no questions asked.

This is a can't lose situation. For just $47, I bought 5 pdf books. And if they don't work out, I get back my 47 bucks.

Here's a list of the books.

Slot Machines Mastery
The $1000 Craps Strategy
Wheel of Fortune Winning Secrets
Baccarat Course
The Magic Roulette Formula

All I wanted was the book on slots. Apparently, I got the other four for free. That means I'll soon be mastering games like Baccarat and Roulette, too.

And I can't wait to see how much better I'll become at Wheel of Fortune. That's exciting stuff.

I have to say; I'm a little disappointed with John Patrick's slots advice. You might say I'm a little bitter. That may have come through in one or two of my posts.

But I have a new guru: Bill Stone. I'll play using his methods, and then I'll write about them.

Bill has a unique approach to winning at slots. From the little bit I've read so far, he talks about money management and complicated sounding stuff like that.

Money management?

Hmm, I've never considered money management and slots before.




Comments:
Dude! Awesome stuff here.

Would you mind if I linked to you on The Wager Witch?

I liked the InterCasino regression method you used (3 coin) No doubt about the JP it being up so high.

Let me know if I can link to you.

The Wager Witch
 
Hi Chuck,

I am thinking about buying these bill stone books but I wanted some feedback from someone who has actually tried his methods. How are you doing? Hit any jackpots using his methods?
 
I ophelia mcfarland purpased your book for slots and you took $47 dollars out of my account and i do not have the information yet, it was a week ago and i have not recieved it yet , and the money has come out of my account. no information, please send me my money back ASAP !'

thank you
ophelia mcfarland
 
Well, 90 days passed already. What's the verdict?
 
Well 90 days past already. whats the verdict?
 
REPLY TO VARIOUS COMMENTS

TO OPHELIA

I think you may be a bit confused about the above post. It is not an ad for Bill Stone's e-books.

"Bill Stone and slotmachinemastery.com" is an example of what I call sarcasm. That may be the proper word, but it's at least what I was going for. Let me be more explicit, though.

I have no affiliation with Bill Stone and his e-books. In fact, I think he and they suck. I think Bill Stone is a con man. In all likelihood, you will never see that $47 again. Good luck trying. I feel for you.

TO RAMI:

You know what? There actually wasn't much of a system in the books. It was the usual "hot slots/cold slots" and "money management" drivel. There were betting patterns or any of that nonsense, which is actually what I was hoping to get.

So I pretty much just ate it on the $47.

I originally figured I would try his system, probably lose a bunch of money and then make a big stink trying to get my money back later. But since I didn't actually apply the so-called knowledge contained therein, that would have been dishonest on my part.

As it is, I wouldn't recommend the books. As Hamlet said, it's just words, words, words.
 
I hear u are a thief from another person on the slotmachine system.
Naturally, I only believe what I know to be a fact.
 
I purchased Bill Stones pdf books and received the email with the links.... Unfortunately, before I could print them... one of my kids must have deleted the email as it is gone and not in the trash either. I am trying to contact his company to see if they will resend the email with the links...but do not know how to reach them. Can anyone help? I have proof of purchase as it appears on my mastercard purchases statement. thanks... James jwollmann@yahoo.com
 
Bill: I would like the help you said you'd give to download the materials I just bought from you. I'm new at the computer. I think I do have the Adobe Reader (it's lsted on my desk top). Please help.Sincerely, Vicki McCallum: vickimac22@yahoo.com
Thank you for any help you can give me. How do I really get in contact with you?
 
Yes I Gina Brege am another dissatisfied customer...I tried and tried for months to get my money back since 01*23*2006! I lost $47. what a sucker I was,just another scam. I was not impressed and I couldn't get any information to contact anyone for my"90 day refund if dissatisfied for any reason"!I advise anyone who is contemplating this to not waste your money, there is no refund. My discover card is proof of it!
 
To anonymous at 4:10:

I'd like to know who's the dirty bastard going around telling people Chuck Flick is a thief. Oh, wait, I bet you're the latest person that's confusing me with Bill Stone.

Just for good measure, though, if you DO hear someone calling me a thief, give them a punch in the nose for me.
 
To starrs/Gina Brege:

Bill Stone is the diabolical Slot Machine Master. Not even Discover Card can stand up to his devilish cleverness.
 
To anonymous at 8:32:

"How do I really get in contact with you?"

I don't think anyone has the answer to that question. Bill Stone is sitting on his yacht right now sipping mai tais. He just ordered an overpriced crab cake with that $47 you sent him.
 
If you want your money back, make sure you use a credit card, and then lodge a dispute for those $47 through the credit card company, and presto...you got your product, and your money back...For whatever reason, the credit card company didn't even make me fill out the dispute paperwork, they just gave me a credit over the phone. I suppose they're aware of this scam as well...
 
bill stone is a crook, crook, crook
crook,crook
 
YO YA CASI LOS PAGABA., QUE BUENO QUE PASE POR AQUI
THANKS .....
 
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