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I was checking out jackpot winners at InterCasino.com the other day. As I did so, I asked myself why that couldn't be me.

I have to say...I'm a damned good man. I give to charities. I'm polite to old ladies. Still, I never catch a whiff of a jackpot.

But "Sture" from Denmark won a jackpot. Sture's girlfriend gave him a kiss as she was off to work. He decides to put in twenty bucks. On the twenty-first dollar spent, he strikes gold. The next thing you know, Sture is $198,000 richer.

That's a testament to knowing when to play your gut.

Enjoy the windfall, "Sture". I hope your girlfriend appreciates your dedication. She probably would have called it gambling addiction before yesterday.

The wife of "William H." hit it big, too. He went off to bed, assuming the wife was on her way, too. She decided to play a few more hands, instead. As William H. was nodding off, he heard the wife screaming from the computer room.

No, there weren't robbers in the house. William's wife had won over $250,000.

And then there's JeromeD...

Jerome got a feeling he was going to win a jackpot on his latest session. So he kept at it. Lo and behold, he pulled down nearly $300,000.

The moral of JeromeD's story? "Perseverance," replies the winner.

Now, "JeromeD" is going to send his daughter to college with that money. Good for you, JD. You should probably send her to UNLV.

I've decided something. Jackpots always happen when people are about to quit, at least at Intercasino. So I have a new strategy.

The next time I start playing the slot machines, I'm going to pretend I'm about to leave. "One more, and that's it," I'll say a lot. "I was only going to drop in ten dollars, but maybe I should give it one pull."

Then I'll win my jackpot. If Sture can do it, so can I.

Intercasino.com, here comes Chuck.