Slot Systems

Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Gail G.

This "Gail", a woman pushing forty, owned a restaraunt in the Show Me State.

One day while playing slots at AllSlots.com, Gail won a jackpot. She was playing one of the Lotsaloot progressive machines.

Gail won just over $67,000. And Gail was happy.

Gail's family was happy, too. With her winnings, she took the clan to Florida.

Hardcore gambler that she was, Gail decided to play slots while in Florida. So she took a laptop computer, "returning" to All Slots Casino at night in the hotel room.

Sure enough, only eight days out from her big win, Gail G. won a second time. She beat a Cash Splash progressive for nearly $32,000.

Yes, Gail won two progressive jackpots in eight days. Let us pause for a short rant.

Chuck (Aside): Why don't I have this kind of luck? It's not that I don't "invest" enough money in slot machines. Believe me, I gave at the office already...but, I'm happy for her. I'm certain Gail G. will give most of that to charity. That is, if you consider the next casino down the road a charity organization. (End Aside)

Anyway, to finish the story, Gail lived happily ever after. The End.

(Why do I get the suspicion Gail G. will write a book about this? Stay tuned for my review.)