Slot Systems

I'm testing slot systems again!

You read that right; I finally have enough financial wherewithal to once again start playing slot systems for real money. More importantly, that means I'll be posting the results of my sessions in this space.

For those new to Slot Systems, let me tell you three things you should know about this little blog.

1. My name is Chuck Flick. Everywhere I look these days, there are slots gurus telling me how to win a million dollars. But I never see anyone post results when using these systems. So I've decided to put these guides to the test, to show the world my results. It's called science.

2. The first guru I'm testing is John Patrick. He has a whopping 25 systems in his not-so groundbreaking book, John Patrick's Slots. I'm putting each and every one of these systems to the test. Because there are twenty-five to test, I've talked an awful lot about John Patrick in this blog.

If my readers didn't know me better, they might think I'm stalking this poor septugenarian. That isn't the case, though all elderly people should have a stalker; it makes them feel important.

3. I, Chuck Flick, have lost hundreds of dollars testing John Patrick's slot systems. That's right; in testing the first seven or eight systems, I've lost upwards of $500!

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Believe me, I've had my wins and losses. But I keep grinding out small losses, while boasting the odd medium-sized win here and there. It doesn't add up so far.

For a while I stopped playing slots at all. I was losing too much money and couldn't afford to continue to take the financial hits.

As scientists like myself often say, my funding had dried up.

I mean, to be honest with everyone, I'm not independantly wealthy. As I've said once or twice before, I would like to make a fortune playing slots, then retire to a tropical island.

You know, somewhere like Antigua, for instance.

But back to the task at hand. The next slot system I'll be testing is The Step.

This is an advanced strategy. It combines several of the other strategies already used.

This should only be tried by trained professionals. In lieu of that, I'll do it myself.

The Step System is a set betting pattern, meant to control the size of your bets.

First, you decide which number of coins to use. John Patrick suggests 3 or 5. I'm choosing 5. That qualifies me for jackpots on any progressive machines I might choose.

Second, you decide which pattern to use. I'll bet $0.25 cents per coin for the first five bets, which would be $1.25 per bet. Then I'll move up progressively, to $3, then $5 and so on.

Each will include five bets. Then I move on to the next level. There will be no deviations. No exceptions. John Patrick knows this teaches economic discipline.

Third, I'll be playing at breakawaycasino.com. I figure I'll play several different machines, including Crazy Dragon, Realm of Riches, Mermaid Queen, Honey to the Bee, and one of my favorites, It's Good To Be Bad.

Wish me luck. It's time to go back into my laboratory...