Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Choctaw Casino - Wheel of Fortune Slots - Stand and Bet Session #4
I'm starting to think this "Stand and Bet" method is the way to go. Of all the betting systems I've tried out over the last year, it's given me the highest win percentage.
Three sessions and two wins. And those aren't crappy $5 wins, either. I'm not grinding out smalling winning sessions, as John Patrick would have me do.
Oh, no. I'm winning eighty and a hundred dollars pretty regularly with the Stand and Bet. It's a license to print money, is really what it is.
For those who need a recap, let me provide.
For the last year, I had been trying out different gambling experts' slot systems, to see which are real and which are really lame. I've had mixed reviews. By that, I mean that I've mixed my money in with all the money online casinos have taken from other poor schmucks.
So recently, I went to Choctaw Casino in Durant, Oklahoma. I didn't want to use someone else's system, because I didn't want to keep a notebook of my wins and losses while I was walking around the casino. People don't take kindly to that kind of stuff on the Texas-Oklahoma border.
On the spot, I invented my own slots theory, which I dubbed the "Stand and Bet" method. It might be hard for new gamblers to grasp, but it's proven wildly successful for me. Here's the two-step process.
The Stand and Bet System
1. You stand before a slot machine.
2. You bet.
An unofficial third step is to collect your winnings.
If things keep up like this, I might just start selling $50 e-books about how to win at slots.
Of course, I would have to add in a lot of other helpful tips, so my customers wouldn't realize there's not much to my system at all. Here's what I would probably include.
Chuck Flick's $50 E-Book
1. A short bio, where I talk about all the years I've spent gambling and how successful I've been. I wouldn't mention the fact that, if I were that successful at slots, I wouldn't need to be selling e-books. I would mention my success in other fields, which would probably include my original career as a concert cellist and a short stint on the Pro Bowling circuit, and how a degenerative elbow condition cut short both promising careers.
2. Gambling Myths. No doubt, there would be a gambling myths section. I would tell you about the cold slots/hot slots myth, definately taking a strong position one way or another. I could quote from a hundred other "slots myths" pages on the internet. (No need to mention them. Just do a Google search for "slots myths".)
Or I might suggest that hot slots are for real, and show you how to find them in any casino across America. This is probably the stance I would take, because it would show I know more gambling tricks. I might later show people how to catch the Easter Bunny.
3. My System's the Best. The part where I tout my own system, and tell you why everybody else's system sucks. I would probably focus more on other systems, to distract from the fact that mine is actually pretty simple. You know, you could probably spell out my method in one overlong blog post.
4. Money management. Now, this would be the bulk of my e-book. I would go on at length about money management. I would have cool, catchy quotes about this concept. Here's one: If you don't lose all your money at once, you'll have it to lose in the next session.
5. Other Books By Chuck Flick. I would mention my other e-books, so I could reveal that I also give piano lessons. I would highly tout the book where I discuss whether astrology and television psychics are real or not.
The Wheel of Fortune Slots
Anyway, back to Durant, Oklahoma. I put $20 into a Wheel of Fortune Slot Machine, betting $3 a spin.
Wheel of Fortune is where it's at. Pat Sajak and all that kind of good stuff. It's the most popular slot machine in history, put out by IGT, the leader in slots.
You might notice I'm real effusive in my praise of Wheel of Fortune, because I won $78 on the machine. I hit one jackpot for over a hundred bucks, and cashed out a $98 ticket. Factor in my twenty dollar bill, and I won nearly eighty dollars this session.
I never won eighty dollars two out of three sessions using John Patrick's advice. I never won that much using Bill Stone's advice, though that's mostly because I couldn't find much advice to take out of the Bill Stone e-books.
Certainly not as much as my book would have.
Starting Money: $20 Ending Money: $98
WINNING SESSION
Three sessions and two wins. And those aren't crappy $5 wins, either. I'm not grinding out smalling winning sessions, as John Patrick would have me do.
Oh, no. I'm winning eighty and a hundred dollars pretty regularly with the Stand and Bet. It's a license to print money, is really what it is.
For those who need a recap, let me provide.
For the last year, I had been trying out different gambling experts' slot systems, to see which are real and which are really lame. I've had mixed reviews. By that, I mean that I've mixed my money in with all the money online casinos have taken from other poor schmucks.
So recently, I went to Choctaw Casino in Durant, Oklahoma. I didn't want to use someone else's system, because I didn't want to keep a notebook of my wins and losses while I was walking around the casino. People don't take kindly to that kind of stuff on the Texas-Oklahoma border.
On the spot, I invented my own slots theory, which I dubbed the "Stand and Bet" method. It might be hard for new gamblers to grasp, but it's proven wildly successful for me. Here's the two-step process.
The Stand and Bet System
1. You stand before a slot machine.
2. You bet.
An unofficial third step is to collect your winnings.
If things keep up like this, I might just start selling $50 e-books about how to win at slots.
Of course, I would have to add in a lot of other helpful tips, so my customers wouldn't realize there's not much to my system at all. Here's what I would probably include.
Chuck Flick's $50 E-Book
1. A short bio, where I talk about all the years I've spent gambling and how successful I've been. I wouldn't mention the fact that, if I were that successful at slots, I wouldn't need to be selling e-books. I would mention my success in other fields, which would probably include my original career as a concert cellist and a short stint on the Pro Bowling circuit, and how a degenerative elbow condition cut short both promising careers.
2. Gambling Myths. No doubt, there would be a gambling myths section. I would tell you about the cold slots/hot slots myth, definately taking a strong position one way or another. I could quote from a hundred other "slots myths" pages on the internet. (No need to mention them. Just do a Google search for "slots myths".)
Or I might suggest that hot slots are for real, and show you how to find them in any casino across America. This is probably the stance I would take, because it would show I know more gambling tricks. I might later show people how to catch the Easter Bunny.
3. My System's the Best. The part where I tout my own system, and tell you why everybody else's system sucks. I would probably focus more on other systems, to distract from the fact that mine is actually pretty simple. You know, you could probably spell out my method in one overlong blog post.
4. Money management. Now, this would be the bulk of my e-book. I would go on at length about money management. I would have cool, catchy quotes about this concept. Here's one: If you don't lose all your money at once, you'll have it to lose in the next session.
5. Other Books By Chuck Flick. I would mention my other e-books, so I could reveal that I also give piano lessons. I would highly tout the book where I discuss whether astrology and television psychics are real or not.
The Wheel of Fortune Slots
Anyway, back to Durant, Oklahoma. I put $20 into a Wheel of Fortune Slot Machine, betting $3 a spin.
Wheel of Fortune is where it's at. Pat Sajak and all that kind of good stuff. It's the most popular slot machine in history, put out by IGT, the leader in slots.
You might notice I'm real effusive in my praise of Wheel of Fortune, because I won $78 on the machine. I hit one jackpot for over a hundred bucks, and cashed out a $98 ticket. Factor in my twenty dollar bill, and I won nearly eighty dollars this session.
I never won eighty dollars two out of three sessions using John Patrick's advice. I never won that much using Bill Stone's advice, though that's mostly because I couldn't find much advice to take out of the Bill Stone e-books.
Certainly not as much as my book would have.
Starting Money: $20 Ending Money: $98
WINNING SESSION
